We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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