Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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