The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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