we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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