yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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