god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal