Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi