somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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