I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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