It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
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His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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