He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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