if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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