The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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