yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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