I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
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Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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