Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
