my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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