why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
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once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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