His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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