Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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