i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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