OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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