Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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