they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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