If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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