i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
I think a kid would responsible me up
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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