i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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