Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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