Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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