Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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