So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
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I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
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You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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