my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
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Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
You ate ashes out of my bong
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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