i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
He keeps bees of course he's weird
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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