I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
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Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
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I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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