You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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