Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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