he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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