her vagine was all disorganized.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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