Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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