There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
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he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
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When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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