the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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