I wish i was in the wii world.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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