Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
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I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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