I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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