Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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