HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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