NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
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Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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