I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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