He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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