just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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