he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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