chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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