thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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