Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
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Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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